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'Whistling Nostril'
by Sam Rayner

. . .

Picture Casino Royale,
Naked Gun and Austin Powers
all rolled into one.

Add a middle-aged British Secret Service agent
and the weirdest, wildest, wackiest characters
ever to hit the silver screen.

Combine them in one looney action scene
after another and what do you get?
WHISTLING NOSTRIL.

British Secret Service agent JAMES BUMM
- code name Whistling Nostril - battles the cadaverous HAND JOB,
the leader of TURD, and his cronies GORGONZOLA
and the gorilla Amazonia.

He fights the Mel Brookish DR. STRANGECOCK,
the high priest of SMUT, along with his cohorts COLDFINGER
and the Three Scrooges -- HORNBLOWER, CORKSCREW
and SALTPETER.

Dr. Strangecock plans
the worldwide distribution of his permafrost condoms
thus permanently freezing women's pussies.

James has the help of tough,
two-fisted women like ANNIE-GETS-YOUR-GUN, CLEO CLITSLIT,
TITTY BANG BANG and LIZ and her LEAPING LIBBERS.

Throughout,
James also does battle with the doctor's transsexual, Eunuchs, Moonies, ghosts, the Great White Shark Maws and a Frankenstein monster
called PILE DRIVER.

High concept,
it is a fun story loaded with action, gadgets, cliffhangers
and some sex. In the climax, James attempts to thaw Cleo's frozen pussy
with his penis only to have it fall off due to an extreme case of frostbite. But all bodes well for our hero. Thanks to MOTHER, the transvestite head
of the Secret Service.

. .

Contact

Sam Rayner
6079 Fairway Dr.
Ridge Manor, FL 33523
USA

Telephone (352) 583 4787
Email

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